| Change Yourself into a Chicken! |
| Turn me into a: | |||
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| Goat | Pickle | Dauchsund | Chainsaw Blade |
| Leotard | Watch band | Guinea Pig | Lava Lamp |
| Or, become one of these faeries: | |||
| Tinkerbell | The Hanukkah Fairy | Jiminy Cricket | The Haerie Faerie™ |
| Why not a psycho? | |||
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| Newt Gingrich | Lorena Bobbit | Jeffry Dahmer | Bill Gates |
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