| "Why should people go out and pay to see bad films when they can stay home and see bad television for nothing?" -Samuel Goldwyn |
| Introduction |
| Hi! I'm Lauren Kirby. I hate my name. I think it would be cool if my name was Nacho. I thought of that in Spanish class. Nacho Kirby- that sounds neat, doesn't it? Maybe Lauren Nacho would be better. I'll let you decide (see The Nacho Poll). Anyway, I'm a rising ninth grader in Chester, VA, a very insignificant town that has a Wal-Mart AND a K-Mart. We're pretty proud of ourselves, here in Chester. I like oldies. I used to listen to alternative stuff, but it got old. I especially like ABBA. They rule. Oh yeah, and I kinda like The Beatles... :-). Someday, I WILL marry John Lennon. Mark Hamil, too. Also Liam Gallagher. I don't CARE if I have to move to Utah, and I also don't care that John Lennon is dead! I have no ambition, my family hates it. I want to be a housewife when I grow up. As you can tell by the quote, I don't like TV. I want to be in charge of TV so I can make it not be bad anymore or something like that. Am I boring you? I'm glad, you deserve it. |
| Contents |
| Change yourself
into a Chicken! - Ever had a desire to be something or someone else?
Sure you have! Wouldn't you LOVE to be a lava lamp, a chicken, or even
the Haerie Faerie®? Well, now you can!
Life's little destruction book - People are just too nice. With this information, I plan to try and remedy that. Rudeness and uncouth WILL prevail!!! The Nacho Poll - Think nobody listens to you? Fill out this form, and someone WILL listen to you, on many important issues, including the heatedly-debated topic of internet-ready toasters. Nacho poll stats - Find out what everybody else thinks about internet-ready toasters!!! The mandatory links list - Yes, yes, yes. Every single hokey cornball site on the web has a links list. So what? Mine is better! Sign the Guestbook - You must sign the guestbook! I'll never know you were here if you don't! If you want, you can say something here about internet toasters, too. View the Guestbook - See what other people that visited my page said about it! My friends, Courtney and Lindsey's page - Two very cool people that just happen to have a web site. They said I was unicornia! Check it out! Kate's page - Another person that happens to be quite moosey! Visit her website... just don't feed the trolls ;-) |
